Clearly, the "Trouble With Christmas" must be frostbite. That dude has his shirt unbuttoned in the middle of a snowy mountain chalet scene. And holy crap, there's what must be frozen metal touching his exposed chest. On top of that, the wind is going to whip right through those holy jeans. The temperature must be in the low 30s, if that. This New Englander knows he's not going to last long out there unprotected...get a coat, my friend!
Needless to say, this excerpt wasn't for me, as the illogical cover art was a stumbling block that I just couldn't get over.
Needless to say, this excerpt wasn't for me, as the illogical cover art was a stumbling block that I just couldn't get over.