By-the-numbers romance novel
Unfortunately, heterosexual romance novels are not really my jam - especially ones that are so immediately, um, forthright about the attraction between the two. I kind of prefer a slower burn! This is not this novel's fault! I bet it's lovely and comforting and great, like being drunk on eggnog and half-watching a Hallmark movie during the holidays. It's just not my cup of eggnog, so to speak.
Thick thighs do save lives, though.
Thick thighs do save lives, though.